I Should Be Asleep or at Least Eat Dinner

I know I said Goodnight and all that Jazz but I like Blogging. Also look at these funny stock photos!

What on Earth is this woman doing? That fish is already dead from lack of water, why are you smiling? Why are you threatening a dead fish? I have so many questions. Like what is this even for? Who said "Yeah we need a picture of woman in a suit pointing a gun at a goldfish but she is happy about it." Also, can you imagine being a model and your agent tells you will be modelling a stock photo and you show up for this? I want to meet this woman on the street and ask her what was going on.

This makes a bit more sense than the last one. I'm not a big potato fan either, but I do like french fries and potato chips. I like how chill and slightly inquisitive her expression is as she is stopping the potato. Stopping it from what? World Domination? We may never know.

First of all, that is unnecessary. You do not need to shoot that rat. There are mouse traps, rat poison, I prefer more humane methods like sticky paper. A gun though, really?! No, put the weapon down and buy yourself some sticky paper like a normal person. What are you? One of those agents of tv shows that's like *tiny noise in distance* *whips out gun* "WHO'S THERE!!!!!NCISSSSSSS"

Is it the globe or his expression? I'm not sure but this picture might just win the weird stock photo contest I just started. This needs to be a meme. What is he listening to? The stethoscope appears to be over Texas... Beware Texas, the Doctor is listening...(No, not Doctor Who *TARDIS noises* Whoooooo weeeee oooooooo! Gosh Darn it)

Imagine coming home after a long day at the office. You are a middle aged white man named Ken you sit in the warm water, fully dressed with your duck hat. You are at peace. (I like this picture so much, it soothes me) Have fun with your bath Ken!

No! There are multiple things wrong with this! For example, that tie does not go with those pants! Barefoot, really?! Do have any class at all Linda? Do you?! Your getting your feet germs all over those binoculars. Also she is holding them at the wrong angle for her eyes and they are far away for her to see through them anyway. Even if you only had one arm you could at least set the phone down to hold the binoculars. Why are on the phone anyway? Who are you spying on? Get back to work Linda this isn't what your paid to do!

This man has a serious coffee addiction. You know Clark, the first step to healing is admitting you have a problem, and you have a problem Clark. No human can drink that much coffee and live Clark. But you aren't human are you Clark? You could at least share you know.

Thank you Clark

Goodnight again!

(Sweet dreams Metropolis)