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The Harry Potter Role Play Website I Got for My 13th Birthday

 Before I had this blog, I had a website. It was made by my mom for my 13th birthday, role-modeled after her own Harry Potter RP site. I though Magikal was a super cool website so when my mom made me pinktiger.boards.net I was super excited for all the fun times I could have with my friends. When it became apparent none of my friends were as interested in online Harry Potter Role Play as I was I quickly abandoned the site. Lost to time, with only a handful of members (four of which are just me with different names) I thought it had gotten taken down long ago. The last I had heard of it was when my long-time bff told me she had visited it in 2015. Hadn't really heard, or thought about it since. Until today. Pink Tiger was named after my favorite color, and favorite animal. So original, I know. The current members are Admin (my mom), DarkAngel (my long-time bff), Alice (a girl I used to go to school with who was more Angel's friend than mine), kittykat (Me), Paris (a character of...

Fahrenheit 451 - Part One

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First, a few Updates: 1. I am now legally an adult! Woo! 2. I GRADUATED!!!!!!!!! I honestly wasn't sure I would make it but I did!!!! 3. In a couple weeks I am going to be moving out so I can start my new job as an apartment manager 4. I just ate half a pint of ice cream at one-something a.m. Now that we have gotten that stuff out of the way let's get down to business. So for my birthday, me and my mom went to the mall we saw Avengers: Endgame (10/10) and I got lots of stuff. One of the things I got was Fahrenheit 451. I haven't read it yet but am very excited to since it is a very famous piece of literature. Now I've been wondering lately, since I have time on my hands what to write on my blog. I was pretty stumped until I had a brilliant idea. Me: What should I write for my blog? Maybe I should get rid of it since I don't post much. Myself: Don't, it is important Me: Why? Myself: Because it is okay? Wait, are you ever going to read those boo...

Shell Shocker: A Review

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Do you ever meet people, whether in real life or online that you just connect with? Have you ever stayed true to your team, unwavering loyalty until you were all that is left of a once magnificent plane? The key clacks of a glorious battle still ring in my ears as I recall my time on https://shellshock.io I had heard about the game at school. My peers had a preference of playing this game rather than do their work. A dangerous game considering how close we are to graduation. I was at home while my mother was on her computer. I told her about the game, and she went to investigate playing as "Your Mom" (Yes, really). I quickly sat myself before my desk in order to join on the fun. Upon entering the website I equipped myself with a RPEGG (this game is filled with egg puns). Entering the first fight I figured out the controls, and gave some ominous one-liners. Quickly getting bored, out of lack of intellectually stimulating company, I moved on. Hopping from game t...

Blast From The Past Continued/The Art of Film Making

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So in digging through the videos saved on my computer I found a complete gem. A film I made when I was 13. It was shot in one take with my laptop's camera, it is 47 minutes long and was performed with Barbie's. Also the entire thing was improv. My mom was in charge of music and Rapunzel. Basically these four friends go to the middle of the forest at night to pick a pumpkin for their Halloween party. Then after four ghosts show up telling them not to pick pumpkins a vampire appears and kills one of the guys. Then the vampire fights a cat who is the guardian of the pumpkin that keeps humanity alive. The story concludes with two of the side characters dancing to Joker music with a cameo of an Orca. That is just a brief summary. I just got done watching and I am still processing what I just saw. I mean, what was 13 year old me thinking? It was made with such purpose and concentration. I was very serious about my art. Unfortunately I can't post my film here because I accide...

Why Are Yogurt Ads Primarily Aimed At Women?

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I don't eat yogurt to often. It's good but some foods I only really like if I have them once or twice a year. Take yogurt for example. When I was a kid I loved it. I'd beg my parents to get me a bunch of yogurt and then eat a bit and get bored. Over time I like yogurt less and less and the amount of flavors I actually enjoyed also narrowed down. This is my first time eating yogurt in years. I decided to break off from Activia and try a new brand to see if I would like it more. Right now I am having Tillamook "Good & Creamy" (hehehehe) in Oregon Dark Cherry. But there is this weird aftertaste so there might be poison. IDK, I'll get back to you on that. I don't know if I've mentioned it before but I am Lactose Intolerant. I am not torturing myself, instead I take this magical little product called Lactaid. Lactaid how do I love thee? Let me count the ways... One, One thousand Two, Two thousand Three, Three thousand By the way, i...

Lettuce Muncher

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Today was a rather slow school day. First hour was a haze of depression and Spanish. In second I learned about the beriberi problem of the 1885 Dutch-Indies. In third I had to copy 15 vocabulary words three times each. Which made my hand cramp. Fourth hour made me feel sick. There was a scene during lunch though. A girl had a spider crawling on her hair. It was crawling like an excited and hopeful adventurer on a journey. I swear it had a spring in it's step. Until it got pushed off her hair and stepped on. Fifth hour I tried reading Maze Runner but didn't really like it. Sixth was math but we had a substitute so I got to play a game with money it (Life) with three other girls. When I got to the 'Stop and get married' part I really wanted to get a pink peg and have a wife but I chickened out and got a blue peg. I was upset and kept wishing I just picked up a pink peg and had a little pink wife in my little pink car to match my pink peg and that pink peg that was my ba...

A Combination Of Songs And Stock Photos

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I am finally allowed to listen to music. Yay! So in celebration I am going to make another playlist of songs and also show more stock photos. I was rather surprised that my stock photo post got so popular. In fact, it is my second most popular post with 12 views so far. Plus, looking up stock photos is funny. So without further ado, music and stock photos:   As The World Falls Down- David Bowie   Take On Me- a-ha   Under Pressure- Queen & David Bowie   Piano Man- Billy Joel   We Didn't Start The Fire- Billy Joel   It's The End Of The World- R.E.M.   Ballroom Blitz- Sweet   Bad Reputation- Joan Jett   Carry On My Wayward Son- Kansas   Immigrant Song- Led Zeppelin Rasputin- Boney M. Alright mister put the gun down. Why are you threatening your computer anyway? What did it do to you? Or did his FBI agent overstep their boundaries? Maybe it's updating to the next version of Windows. Just calm down and step awa...

The Plot Twist of 2017

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This is a completely true story. I've mentioned it before in Crushes: And My Terrible Luck With Them (Part Two) but here is the extended version of that story. This took place in the second semester of my sophomore year. I officially met Al and became friends with him in the second semester of sophomore year. Before that I had seen him around but never really talked to him. Which of course is part of living in a small rural town. You see people, you know them, but you don't necessarily know them. The first time I saw him we were in middle school. He is a year older than me so when I saw him I was in, I think 7th grade and he was in 8th. I thought he was super cute. When I started High School I saw a bit more of him. I didn't have any classes with him but I saw him around in the hallways. He was in JROTC (basically military class) and he was in band (he plays the saxophone). In the second half of 10th grade I had a Culinary Arts class with him. The previous semeste...

I Should Enter A Cooking Competition TV Show

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For lunch I decided to make myself some pizza bagels. Not the pre-made frozen ones but bringing out the bagels and pepperoni kind. I felt very proud of myself making them, ooh I'm using Parmesan instead of mozzarella I feel fancy (I use Parmesan because I am lactose intolerant and mozzarella makes me really sick). Then I was putting parsley and garlic salt and black pepper, as well as my 'spicy stuff' that I put on noodles and pizza: I love this stuff it's great. Anyway, I was putting stuff on my pizza bagels and popped that sucker in the toaster oven until the cheese melted. I used two bagels so I had four pizzas and I realized I only wanted three. So I gave my extra to my mom who said it was delicious. She was right. I greatly enjoyed my pizza. There you go lactose digesters, lactose intolerant people can enjoy pizza too, we just need Parmesan. Or Lactaid pills. OMG, Lactaid pills are amazing. They allow me, a very sensitive lactose intolerant to enjoy da...

Deer In the Headlights

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In first grade my teacher Ms. Tisher introduced one the best stress relievers I have ever encountered. She primarily used it when the class was being to loud or was over excited. It worked every time and I still do it to this day when I'm just so stressed I just want to scream. Because that's what it is. Screaming. So here is how Deer in the Headlights works. Don't worry, it's fairly simple. First you have to give a warning by yelling "Deer In The Headlights!" Because otherwise you make people very concerned. Next you put your hands on either side of your head. Right hand on the right side. Left hand on the left side. Palms out and vertical so they're next to your head. Make your hands are higher up on your head. Thumbs touch your head and the rest of your fingers are spread out. Your hands are the antlers. This should make you look a bit like this: Here comes the fun part. Now you are in proper Deer position and have given the warning, you can scre...

I Should Be Asleep or at Least Eat Dinner

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I know I said Goodnight and all that Jazz but I like Blogging. Also look at these funny stock photos! What on Earth is this woman doing? That fish is already dead from lack of water, why are you smiling? Why are you threatening a dead fish? I have so many questions. Like what is this even for? Who said "Yeah we need a picture of woman in a suit pointing a gun at a goldfish but she is happy about it." Also, can you imagine being a model and your agent tells you will be modelling a stock photo and you show up for this? I want to meet this woman on the street and ask her what was going on. This makes a bit more sense than the last one. I'm not a big potato fan either, but I do like french fries and potato chips. I like how chill and slightly inquisitive her expression is as she is stopping the potato. Stopping it from what? World Domination? We may never know. First of all, that is unnecessary. You do not need to shoot that rat. There are mouse traps, rat poison,...