A Combination Of Songs And Stock Photos


I am finally allowed to listen to music. Yay! So in celebration I am going to make another playlist of songs and also show more stock photos. I was rather surprised that my stock photo post got so popular. In fact, it is my second most popular post with 12 views so far. Plus, looking up stock photos is funny. So without further ado, music and stock photos:


  1.  As The World Falls Down- David Bowie
  2.  Take On Me- a-ha
  3.  Under Pressure- Queen & David Bowie
  4.  Piano Man- Billy Joel
  5.  We Didn't Start The Fire- Billy Joel
  6.  It's The End Of The World- R.E.M.
  7.  Ballroom Blitz- Sweet
  8.  Bad Reputation- Joan Jett
  9.  Carry On My Wayward Son- Kansas
  10.  Immigrant Song- Led Zeppelin
  11. Rasputin- Boney M.


Alright mister put the gun down. Why are you threatening your computer anyway? What did it do to you? Or did his FBI agent overstep their boundaries? Maybe it's updating to the next version of Windows. Just calm down and step away from the laptop. And why wear sunglasses indoors on his head? Has the computer threatened him? Has the uprising begun? (01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 0010000001110011 01110100 01100001 01110010 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01110111 01101110)
What are you even combing? You barely have any hair let alone enough hair to comb. The only way that could be useful is if you were using it to scratch your head. And why the slightly manic expression? Also, your tie is too short.
Ah, the classic corn lady of the future. How can she see through that visor? It's a band of metal and plastic. Why the corn? What purpose does it serve? Tell us the purpose of the corn. Is corn an important part of the future? The visor might be virtual reality but why corn. I demand answers for the corn!
The concentration required for cooking is serious. Cracking eggs can be a cautious process so this is very realistic. I too stick my tongue out while concentrating of difficult tasks. This man is a respectable and serious chef. This man caters to the Queen of England and will only crack the finest eggs. 10/10 respect.
Okay lady calm down. Thailand defiantly seems like an interesting place I would want to visit but you need to chill out. Put down the guide book and take a breath your eyes are bulging. What is she even reading? What about Thailand is causing that expression? I've never been to Thailand but she needs to take a breather. Can you imagine this woman just walking around the streets of Thailand with that expression on her face? Well there is something to be said for enthusiasm...
She is definitely a gold digger who has been waiting for her rich husband to die. Listen lady, you could at least pretend to be sad. Debbie from Adams Family Values was better at this than you are. Stop touching his body! Why touch the corpse? I've never understood that. Has she been grinning the whole time? Is she going to maniacally laugh as the coffin is lowered into the ground? Show some respect for the dead!
Not everyone likes corn dogs but you don't have to look at it in complete disgust. If someone hands you food you don't like just toss it when they aren't looking or politely decline you don't have to stare at it in complete disgust. Okay, you know what? Just give me the corn dog. I'll eat it if you don't want it. Jeez man, just toss it or give it to someone else.
No! No you absolute monster! Stop that right now! Urgh I can almost feel the metal on my teeth and the taste... So many things about this disturb me. This is the opposite of soothing! That's not good for your stomach either! Put down the spoon and sit in the corner! You have brought dishonor on you and on your cow.
Two stock photos in one? My lucky day! I guess you could say the one on the left has a child of the corn. Eh? Eh? That was a bad pun, sorry. *Places shame bucket over my head*. The second one, forgive me for this pun, appears to be holy sh*t. This has just gone down the toilet into bad puns. Can we shed some light onto how corny this is? I'm going to join coin guy in the corner.

Those were some superb puns,
(I just sneezed, three times)

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