Lettuce Muncher


Today was a rather slow school day. First hour was a haze of depression and Spanish. In second I learned about the beriberi problem of the 1885 Dutch-Indies. In third I had to copy 15 vocabulary words three times each. Which made my hand cramp. Fourth hour made me feel sick. There was a scene during lunch though. A girl had a spider crawling on her hair. It was crawling like an excited and hopeful adventurer on a journey. I swear it had a spring in it's step. Until it got pushed off her hair and stepped on. Fifth hour I tried reading Maze Runner but didn't really like it. Sixth was math but we had a substitute so I got to play a game with money it (Life) with three other girls. When I got to the 'Stop and get married' part I really wanted to get a pink peg and have a wife but I chickened out and got a blue peg. I was upset and kept wishing I just picked up a pink peg and had a little pink wife in my little pink car to match my pink peg and that pink peg that was my baby. But no, I had a blue peg that threw off my color scheme and made me sad. Some days I like girls more, some days I like guys more. And I like them in different ways and it always depends on the day. Today was more of a girl day. In other news, the red head girl I sit with at lunch is actually really cute (she smiled at me today!) Also, Surfer Dude is off limits, he has a girlfriend. He's still cute though. Still to shy to talk to the girl with red hair. I don't even know her real name so I'll come up with a nickname. How about...Peri. That's random and I kinda like it. Peri it is. Anyway, my last class we learned about the average time college students spend studying per week, which is apparently 17 hours. We also saw three videos of people obnoxiously interrupting people studying. The funniest/most annoyingly obnoxious was people eating. They weren't eating like normal people though. They were eating like this:
Here one guy is just chilling around the corner and muching on lettuce obnoxiously.
He's just grabbing handfuls of watermelon out of that thing. I believe he was also just slapping handfuls onto the table and then eating the chunks in the loudest way he could. Although he was a gentleman and offered the watermelon to the two ladies at his table.
Lettuce Muncher! Oh this grated my nerves! Don't eat lettuce like a freakin' apple! What's wrong with you? The noise too... It doesn't matter if i'm shy if a guy eating lettuce like that shows up I am having some choice words with him. For one, that is just wrong! Secondly, at least have some ranch or another salad dressing with it. You animal! No! Bad, go sit in the corner with the shame bucket!

I shall write another post later,
(Here's another gem from that video)
P.S. This song is my mood at the beginning of this video, and here it is at the end. Lettuce Munchers are frustrating yet fun. Also, here is the video these screenshots are from.

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